In the future. Even though I'm not having kids.
My child: Mom I found this book in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid of it?
Me: What's it called?
My child: Uhm... "Catching Fire"?
Me:
My child:
Me:
My child:
Me: Gale, get Katniss and Peeta. I'm going to tell you a story.
